Happy Birthday!
To the most beautiful soul, my best friend, and my greatest love. Today is all about celebrating you and the joy you bring to my world.
Am I the best boyfriend?
Our Memories
Hall of Shame 🤡
Annual Performance Review
CONFIDENTIAL // FOR EYES OF BOYFRIEND ONLY
VERIFIED
👸
LOUUUVVEEE
Chief Happiness Officer
Tenure:Forever
Status:Irreplaceable
Rage Baits
14+200% YoY
Cute Noises
850All-time High
Times that you chose kittens over me
22-50% (Good Job)
Insults with Love
∞Stable
Plan Decision Matrix
Saying 'I don't know'70%
Rejecting my suggestions25%
Actually planning5%